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Posted on Oct 26th, 2007 by Church of : The Porch Church of

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Saturday, October 27th

Porch Status: The Church is open, but The Bed is still covered (too cold).

Current Attendees: The Irreverend, Mistress Heather, and Preston.

Expected Later: Miss Anne and maybe the elegant Mr. Chapman.

Todays's Events:

    • 1:30PM: Miss Squeeva (as The Hop-Lites) in Avondale
    • 6:00PM: Miss Kathy's Party

Current Grocery List (What to Bring):

When you come it is always appropriate to bring gifts.

    • Patron Silver Tequila
    • Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila
    • LaCroix Orange in Cans
    • Asiago Cheese Bagels from Einstein's

Special Rules: Water conservation rules are in effect inside the Church bathrooms: If it's yellow, let it mellow, it it's brown, flush it down.

Friday, October 26th - Celebration

Review: A small, but festive gathering with plenty of energy. The Communion Corp was in high-style and the De-CON-ess led our followers further into the land of Zaadz.

Attendees: The Irreverend, Mistress Heather, Miss Anne, Preston, Jewsilicious (Dewgrass).

Missing: Squeeva was not feeling well as was excused. Miss Kathy was prearing for Saturday's special celebration at her Queendom where many more are expected. Buddy Bob the Builder and EWB. They will be disciplined (which they like).

Menu: Chicken-pot-pie (a Mistress Heather specialty with homemade biscuits (that means you, Miss Anne), and "The Good Shepherd's" Pie (a Mistress Heather original). For dessert we had cookies baked in The Oven of Culinary Delights.

Permanent Grocery List:

The Queen is delighted when any of the following items are graciously brought and presented at The Alter of Culinary Delights.

    • Patron Silver Tequila
    • Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila
    • Coca-cola in cans or 6.5 oz. bottles
    • LaCroix Orange in Cans
    • Corona in long-neck bottles
    • Limes
    • Date cake from Alon's (Atlanta)
    • Asiago Cheese Bagels from Einstein's
    • Anything from the German Bakery (Decatur)
    • Assorted cheeses from Trader Joe's

Standard Schedule of Church Events:

Events on The Porch are open to Full Members or by invitation only.

  • Monday Afternoons: Church Business
  • Tuesday Evenings: Mediation and Spiritual Work
  • Friday between 5PM and Sunset: High Communion
  • Friday after Sunset: Celebration

Special Events:

  • Friday, October 26th (During Celebration): NASCAR Coordination Meeting
  • Saturday, October 27th @ 6PM: Party at Miss Kathy's (Invitation Only)
  • Sunday, October 28th @ 2:00PM: NASCAR Nextel Cup Chance Race at Atlanta Motor Speedway
  • Friday, December 21st: Solstice Recital (semi-public event)
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Communion

Posted on Oct 6th, 2007 by Church of : The Porch Church of


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Communion may take place anytime, but Formal Communion takes place on Friday evenings. Communion must take place after 5PM local time. Communion takes place when a quorom has been reached, but requires at least two full church members. Communion requires nothing less than 100% agave.

In larger gatherings, the Communion Corps will coordinte the cutting of limes, pouring of agave, distrubtion of salt, and gathering of congregants.

Any congregants who cannot or should not consume agave can join with any drink of choice (including holy water).

Toast are varied, but should never directly reference any member of the group. Common toast on the Porch include:

    • Here's to the collective (w)hole
    • Itadakimasu
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The Baldwin Brothers Secret Summer Recipe

Posted on Oct 6th, 2007 by Church of : The Porch Church of

In order to provide a refreshment to complement Communion our resident alchemists created The Baldwin Brothers Secret Summer Recipe.  Giving you all of the ingredients would spoil the secret, but we do know that extracts of the agave plant are used.  The recipe is mixed in pitchers and served with liberal amounts of La Croix Orange making it not only delicious, but life sustaining (water will keep you alive).

The recipe is best served in a Tervis Tumbler with crushed ice and is best consumed through a straw.

Mame likes hers made "light" with very little recipe and plenty of La Croix, while Preston believes that waving a can of La Croix in the vicinty of his cocktail is plenty.

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